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I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.

20. Queer. Birmingham.


My girlfriend is scary when she’s cooking. Definitely not allowed in the kitchen right now 😒

dunrath:

Bring Me The Horizon - Antivist [x]

dunrath:

Bring Me The Horizon - Antivist [x]

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

lezachusetts:

leejax:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

Gross

Why? I thought it was funny lol. There are a lot of straight sex jokes that are downright crude, but this was actually well crafted. I’m not gay but I support any government motion that increases individual liberty and decreases governmental involvement in the bedroom. It doesn’t affect anyone but the people getting married. Weddings = free cake. Gay weddings = more total weddings overall = more free cake. It’s a win-win for everyone.

best logic i’ve heard so far

lezachusetts:

leejax:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

Gross

Why? I thought it was funny lol. There are a lot of straight sex jokes that are downright crude, but this was actually well crafted. I’m not gay but I support any government motion that increases individual liberty and decreases governmental involvement in the bedroom. It doesn’t affect anyone but the people getting married. Weddings = free cake. Gay weddings = more total weddings overall = more free cake. It’s a win-win for everyone.

best logic i’ve heard so far